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Nothing says I love you like a little anal pounding. Except maybe an ass full of cum to go with it.
There really is nothing quite like a firm round booty to make Daddys dick hard. Except for when Kitten spreads her cheeks and offers it up for my enjoyment
Except you, of course
Leave it to me to update late. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Season's Greetings, you nerds! I hope the holidays have been treating all of you well! These losers will be back next year to resume their shenanigans and I’ve also got a bunch of projects planned for
the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you and that you’re standing in the doorway and you smile as you ease the gun from my hand and i’m frozen with joy right where i stand the world throws its light
joshandpizza: legit-writing-tips: Shamchat.com - like Omegle, except you pretend to be someone you’re not. Might be a fun way to roleplay, mess around with character types, archetypes, etc. Enjoy! Oh my god yes
womenexcellence: Rose Exquisite beauty, skin so smooth you could lick her from tip to toe x
Hey all! I’m not going to make a habit of making posts on this blog in anything but the “traditional” format, but this is an exception. The blog blew up a little bit while I was asleep, so I just want to announce something.Since I don’t want this
whit3noize: unusual asks 1: Do you ever wish you were someone else? 2: What is your full name? 3: How old are you and how old do you get mistaken for? 4: Have you ever dyed your hair? 5: What’s your eye color? 6: Your opinion about your body and how
ftlsland: Q: “Since it’s April Fool’s, can each of you tell a lie?”
Once a week I return to my alma mater to practice piano and to attend a rehearsal I go into the practice wings just now and half the rooms are empty except for a stand It’s a piano apocalypse the likes I haven’t seen since my underclassman
knownfilmhoe: ygrittebardots: anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks not once in the films do you think that’s a coincidence not on your life buddy anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will he murders
knownfilmhoe:ygrittebardots:anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks not once in the films do you think that’s a coincidence not on your life buddy anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free willhe murders
lmaonade:i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can
amuseoffyre: dinkywinks: i want to see a lesbian version of queer eye for the straight guy except instead of giving straight people a makeover & making their house look nice, the lesbians get you a lot of comfortable clothes with deep pockets, make
i hate it when i say i hate everyone and then someones like ‘oh except me lol’ ha ha no not except you now you made it to the top of the list well done
it’s okay guys i know you missed me but i’m back from the shop now
Do you ever wish you could just watch a Fanfiction?
mtttex: me: *spends hours working up the nerve to ask one person for one thing* avpd: *banging against the wall* YOU!! FUCKED!! UP!! YOU!! WILL!! FAIL!! YOU!! DESERVE!! NOTHING!!!!!
kagaintheskywithdiamonds: raw9rytel: dunsparce: N-No, I would never wake up the babies… This is the first arbitrary barrier in this series I will accept Kanto: this path is blocked by a giant sleeping snorlax. you cannot wake up the snorlax except
twerkforcats: hey stop scrollingwhatever has happened whether it is big or small whether it has happened two days ago or 2 months ago its okay to forgive yourself okay you can scroll now have a lovely day except you steven moffat except you
except, you don't have to be alone.
sweetfleet: do you ever get really motivated to organize your stuff but like halfway after pulling everything out and getting things all over the place you lose the motivation and just sit in the middle of the catastrophe for like 2 hours on the computer
thrashturbate: 10/10 would bang.But also:10/10 would care for you10/10 would tuck you in10/10 would cuddle10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning
darkysartdungeon: I had this cute idea that whenever Aoba and Mink go back to visit Japan, Mink goes protective boyfriend and has to remind the other boyfriends their places. Excuse my poor excuse of a comic (except for the Aobooty, that’s the best
I think its amazing the way you can ship everybody with Aoba and still canon
midbloods: If I’ve ever called you Nerd nerdlord wow what a dweeb dweebasaurus rex meme squad gay as heckie fuckin weeb its a clear sign that there’s a place deep in my heart for u
pixelbabes: When a mutual unfollows you first So then you unfollow them right back
cheapcrowd: when you wanna be loyal to your man but for it you gotta be rude to the others @zens-baby
tinadayton: I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.
percypan: why can’t we all just go and live in animal crossing there’s no economy you don’t have to eat you can sleep for 6 years and people give you stuff for free
imagineyouricon: Imagine your icon playing “the floor is lava” with you.
thatwasmeanish: sunflowersforamy: I wonder what would happen if somebody invented a video game wherein your vision is first-person camera and you never see a reflection or yourself or hear your own voice but you basically just have to do standard action
if i look back, i am lost
poundherfloodher: If you get home before her, clean up the house and do the cooking. Call her and tell her you’ve got it covered. Let her come home with no worries on her mind, and no other thoughts except you.Masturbate. Keep it brief. Make
eutopia96: “we’re all human!” yeah except you never had to fight for your humanity “we all bleed red!” yeah except it’s not your blood running in the streets “we should all be just nice to each other!” yeah except
johnnyjoestarrelatable: jennyacid: johnnyjoestarrelatable: strip club except you undress like you’ve got a migraine and then stand there naked for 45 minutes checking twitter on your phone what do you mean “except” this is exactly what small
Your 20s suck because you’re being stupid, figuring out your life and literally making mistakes every other second. You’ll get over it. I promise it get better you just gotta stick around to make the life you want it’s so hard.
You're not alone you're with me
sh-ortcake:Quit being rude I made you cum
wifipasswords: I JUST REALIZED NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ME TALK
thedarkestsun: i hate it when i say i hate everyone and then someones like ‘oh except me lol’ ha ha no not except you now you made it to the top of the list well done
You are only the exception♥
f—you: today sucked yesterday sucked last week sucked tomorrow will suck everyday will just suck
dizz-ee: i hate it when i say i hate everyone and then someones like ‘oh except me lol’ ha ha no not except you now you made it to the top of the list well done
except you…
except you can see the line lol T__T
herspanic: I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games
Space is the place
yarino: it’s frustrating when you’re the only person who can see through someone’s bullshit and lies whilst everyone else fawns over them i see thru everything always i will punch anyone in the face
fuck you bastards (except you, Bree…except you…)
i will never understand the logic of people who reblog art of characters or ships they hate just to comment on how much they hate it, despite knowing that the artist is going to see it, they’re literally telling to your face that what you drew is
Except you darling (:
penislovesyou:Neck kissing is like heaven, except it mainly makes you breathe really hard and want to commit a lot of sins right then.
You can’t convince me otherwise that when the crew made their DnD characters, they chose what would fit them best cuz they’re new to all this EXCEPT Pidge who is a VETERAN at DnD and totally made her barbarian character to what she wanted to always
kitsunecute: there’s a party on my belly and EVERYONE IS INVITED except you
this is the sexiest man on the planet. if you dont look like this i am not interested.
oh no he gets all his clothes off and he’s down to his underwear and you’re like“are those Spider-Man undies”and he’s like
Except you do t get to z
